I swear to god bruhhh
reblog everytime ‘cause its just too accurate
Literally my fucking parents- especially my dad.
A graphic designer answers an ad that a couple posted for their new restaurant.
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
I used to step on mine until they exploded.
"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert
Iron Gym works, folks.
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