Followers, talk to me. Anything will be sufficient enough.

I would love to kiss your lips and then work my up to your stomach.
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vexed-vixen:

I love when grey faces with sunglasses do that

comedycentral:

Don’t miss the premiere of Patton Oswalt: Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time, tomorrow night at 10/9c.

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

disneybombshell:

ifeelcapretty:

The American collegiate system in one gif set

it hurts

the saddest part is that this isn’t even really a joke

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Jon Stewart cover the recent Afghan election on last night’s Daily Show.

thekingofhorror:

robemmy:

Hypocrisy

So fucking powerful.

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thefrogman:

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vvebkinz:

comedycentral:

Take a break from fantasizing about robo-sex, and click here to watch The Report.

abalidoth:

midnightburgundy:

nightingale—song:

Fallout In real life

I grew up in Arizona and thus had the chance to visit a lot of these places before I saw them in the game. Walking around all of these places that I had actually been was surreal and amazing.

equilibrious:

this was the cutest thing and also literally how i handle anyone being mad at me